Today #geekpickuplines were all over twitter. And some of them really made me laugh all through the day

A short selection:

1. I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
2. You and me….we are 10 of a kind baby! (binary pickup line)
3. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
4. I’m like the brackets in a math equation: you’ve gotta do me first.
5. Trust me, I’m user friendly.
6. String Theory predicts up to 8 alternate realities, 3 of them include me kissing you right now…
7. Your Wi-Fi or mine?
8. You compute me.
9. I allow my mom to live here. She just has the upstairs. Yes, both levels. And her name on the mailbox. And the deed.
10. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework, I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

And my favorite: 0100110 0100101 10101001 01001010 1010100

If you want to check them all out: click (seriously, you don’t want to follow this link )